[twitter]Yes, I’m an atheist. But I still love politicking, electioneering, and drama so I’m watching, along with the world, the best season of Big Brother ever to exist.

Seriously. If the church wanted to become relevant, they’d throw cameras up in that Sistine Chapel, fly The Chenbot in, and turn on the online feeds for a little “Sistine Chapel After Dark”.

The showmances might do more harm than good to their reputation, but think of the ratings!? And, after all, don’t these guys believe in the ultimate Big Brother?

The first vote brought no HOH, so they’ll try again tomorrow. If you want to watch along, a text service from PopeAlarm.com has been set up to send you an alert when a new pope has been selected.